Diary of a Fat Girl
Me one day: carrots and hummus and summer bod here i come ok let's lose a body fat percentage
Me another day: protein and protein and protein my deadlift's gonna be so monster i'm gonna look like the hulk watch out losers
Me a different day: idgaf tbh ice cream and chicken and burgers and nuggets what a time to be alive treat yo self
Me always: food
tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true  (via narcissasmalfoy)
fuckyeahtattoos:

Miss Mae - Sacred Tiki Tattoo (Visalia, CA).

fuckyeahtattoos:

Miss Mae - Sacred Tiki Tattoo (Visalia, CA).

unlazygirl:

for future reference.

unlazygirl:

for future reference.

builttobulk:

fittinginmylife:

firmmaster:

ganjapaws:

accurate

It’s like an Epiphany from the heavens!

I couldn’t not.

HALF AN HOUR TIL PIZZA TIME!!!!!!

keepasecretslut:

THIS HAIR

keepasecretslut:

THIS HAIR

A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

Soon enough. :)

Soon enough. :)

funeralformyfat:

Pluto was a planet, some committee of fancy assholes disagree, I disagree back

Love this show

thnksfrthbttfck:

WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS

tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]